What Is Woman?

Woman is mnn's conscience, and it is a good thing for hira to have his couscifiiee alwaya witli liim. Woman is nian's incentive to go forward - flie tempting bait and the mercüless whip. Wonwin ie a bundie of nerves, with extra knots ïn them for mimi aud Iheart. Woinan is the only female in creatáon who singa ; she is also the only female whose plumage ís fiuer than tttiat of its mate. Woman b tSie pearl of great price ; to obtain her you must riek your life Sn tiroablesome waters. Woman is a sunflower, lending her head only to golden rays. ffoman s tÜLe other half of man, mentially, jnorally and plhysdcally ; wWüiout her he wovild be as a tree stripped of its leaves, without ornanioiit or breat'Ji of liie. Wonuuti is only a rib of man, but B woitih all the other bones of his body put together. U'imiau e liii' linisiiing touch ; man was niy au experiment, Woman is tune teaven tiiat leaveneth the whiole lump. Woman ia Vhe mot her of mankind ettnee Adam. It is tlii' maternal inuscle tihat has spanked the race into decent wanner and fyood beJuivinr. Woman i-; tlie Index of the iamily book ; from her yon can judge of the ehapters and üllu.strations. ■Voman is the custodian of public peace, beca use sJie mtorpoees her delicate body betweon tfce fighters. Slic IB also custodian of public moneys, beoanse tliey iiind theiv way to her sooner or later. Wom&D is ittue sicvo tlirougrh which s-ii't the floer attributes of human nature, tlie 01ter whirli Ki'paratis good from evil. "Wonian U 'the oiily animal that can breatbe on half rat ons, hold plas and Reedlfs n tn mouth without a mishap ;ni] do ap lat-k liair. Wiiiii.u] is 'tJie gtrlnglmg of a fitful liarp, played :by the wind ; man is the fi-oiden framework. V(;iikui 18 Jiian's, reiroshiniMH u his jouinoy tliroujjh !the vilderiirss. W'oiuan is itlie precious porcelaln of human elay ; o Imí handled gently and admJred fpom a dietance. Womaiq is a raiaable artlcle that coets more fn tlio than in the acqnirlaff. Woma.il is ïi s]ie:-ial (lispcnsation ui' J'i(i ■ilciii-t' u jircvrnt a nian's conrcit ïroni away uilli !iim. -