Unborn Inventions

Ilere is a memorainilum i a number of umbarn invenbioiu, whieh offer a spleiwlid opportunity to make money awd fame : - A pinino t ha t is dunvb aftor midnigüit - or teiarc. Somethhig thnt wtH crawl round the floor eCttm stiuls. Ají imliCi'Ltor t'hat will teil who is riaigtog the daar bell. Au tatorpreter for the baby. A Oook who lcnow.s just what yon want for dinner. A changeable bMimet. A mnime plaU' to bo universally TOui, so t.hat tliori' will be ao more trnuble about remembering people's ñames. A trumk tliat is never full. Clötaies made witliout cloth, stitches or buttoua. A newspaper tliat will read aloud. A cJueerful spirit adjustable.