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Scissored Smiles

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Parent Issue
Day
29
Month
November
Year
1893
Copyright
Public Domain
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Red Rivera oí Dtood. The gamg-ptanfc- A poïltlcal elate. A paok oí doge- A Bfcutted sausage. A show of haaide- The photographed f.-imily gïTOl-p. ■■out oí Bigïït, iut of miad," Is nol ii-ur o escapfeug gasAVJirn mmiey s tiu'iit i very properly keepa itscif tut of tibe way. The whlsper of ;i glanderer can be heard durUier tlian th ander. Ii yon woald curry favor wir.li a m.i H do not rul liim the WTOng way. Ye never Unow linw onr wils are umtil we try bo live by tihem. The milk of trumao Undneee Ib apt to be spo led by tito niu.h Bklmmlng. TJhmt are inore Blíps, as a rule, alber t.he cup has been to the lip, than before. lÁie Ls full of trials, bul thc lawycr ccnifronts tlirm witll the süiilc of a liero. Tin' Hre-eater sooiettmes eat the j wunls itli whtoh he roaata liis tellnws. TJic appareJ o:t proolalme the man, j and sonict imcs dirs it in pretty louil t ornee. l'.vcry man lias, liis price ; but not cviry man would brufli liis nelgílbOT i I . A glri giviea vu-.i ttue mittrn bermi-'c alie tloesn't want to go liamliii-Klo've witJi yon. 'Jlie way of the trensgreseor is the oail ihat Ir.uls tmvanl tile .success of legal talent. Tbere i pleinty of room at lii ■ töp luit. t'hiat ia because the statrH aro so hard to climb. l'.revity is tibe soul oí wit, amd life is ftbort, whicto goes bo prove that iï is a joke, alter all. Ií tbe i-apit alist kmew his business, the strikcr wooild ncvcr strike twlce íji the eame plací'. The custom house inspector who nllows a Chinese to land, somctimes ilins it on Mie queue tea. Thcre's oue merü In tlie hoge fasli-íonable sleevc - it is laru'e enonigh to liave ia gQOd lau.irli in. l'olitical Irainspai'encies are well ñames; tJioir sentiment.s are quii-kly forgioitttín alter electloa. Sailnt - A toan wiili convictions, wlio lias beeni dearl a lnnidred years, e.aninoiuzed DOW, cannoiiaded tlien. Sírang to say, many brokers are best plea.sed witli tJie stork market wheii it is sinijiiy unbear&bte. The millioier is pointed to a.s a thinií of vamilty ; but silie Ls a misrlily líreat aid ni eburoh-golmg rellgkwi. Take cnre of tlhe pezudes and smhc one wül come eiontg and ask you tx put tbe doUars into a bcheme. WJwm (i man gefte so lie oprn grapee wlHh a nut-orackcr at the dinner table, it is time be efaaoged liis tonie. We often entertain hlopee, wliicli metjipJio-rk-ally speakiiair, go lióme and wnte US up in tJie l'.ritisli iress. ■V1hmi m sa-e our mioney v: cali ouTselves ecomoinical - whea other Ipeople save tlieirs. we cali tln'in stiaiíry. If we may tw&ge by the atze of liis bilí, tito touruii must be tho motempsycJioei oí a summer hotel heeper. You cam't cbobe oíf anarchy's voice Avitli tilio loaí of bread it yells for. A beer would íit tOiat inonth betber.

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Ann Arbor Courier