Newspaper Wit

"When the hunter seeks bruin he prei fers to do so on bear ground. Wlidsky, il tndulged in habitually, is sure to spoil a man's countenancei ïhat is, it "vill give liim a rye face. Eastern papers are making mucli ado over the iact that the temperature feil below z!'!-o in fchat section this week. Zero ! That's nothing. A ]revental)le fire is a burning sluune. I.umbernicii are not necesfittrily logger lieade. A gross outragfr- fin-ding t .-i foupackages short. Jagson says you can't blame a theatrical eompany for belng spiritless wlien The ghost won't walk. Whcn you speak to a youth atoout book leaming these tlays lie thinks yon are just in from the race-traek. Tlie iron founder may be a large proportioned man, but he never yet, in lus business, succeeded in casting a shadow. Altbough the blond man'; dog is seldom aceorded any prominence in accounts oï the Avorld's happenings, there te no denying the fact that lie takes part to a good many leading evente. Iï some of our heads vc;e not so big our henrts would grow faster. Not even a canal horse would ever get ahe&d if he didn't have a pull. The money a man tucks au.-iy ia hjs '"inside pocket" may be looked npon as vestcd seeurity. Speaktng oï hard times, tiie man ■vlio has a job at small wages probably Llods but little ehaiige in the situation. ïiit' man attending a balloon ought to be a poor man. No matter liow much you want to bet. he is wllllng to take you up.