Jedge Waxem's Proverbs

A congressman don't always teil wJiere he is at. The lobbyist that aio as his bizness (kuit try to bi a statesman that aint fer fiail. A Lmited States semter oant make a niillyuii doliera, but a millyun doliera .kin make a United States seniter. Its always a good eine wlien a congressraan begins to look fer anotlier job without bein ast to. Good congresemen go to hevven wtLen they di, but there aint bin no compladnts comin this ivay that thar Is slch a jam they hav gat to sleep on cots. So fer the men havent had to nale the ballot box down ito keep the wünmen frum packim it off. , A candidate dont hav to keep no reecord uv his prommises, because hls constituante keaps it fer htm. Ef thar Is sich a thing ez a sound fimanshal polliey its mighty quare eumbody hoint run acrost it sumers. A man ain't fightin the hidTy-headed monster uv monopperly verry long afber iie begins to feit hidry-hedded Mniselí.-