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Toots - IIow is it Tanks alvrays puts K. C. B. after his name? Banks - Ho is a Keeley Cure Backslider. Judg-e - Whnt's the charge against this prisoner, officer? Officer - Didn't know he was loaded, your honor. Political lioss - Say, John, what are you goin' to vote for? Giovanni Pedro de Corsique, just over - Two dolla. Inchley - I came within an ace of making' a fortune once. Miss Foote - i How was that? Inchley - The other man had the ace. 'I wish we had more literary people like Blank." "Great Scott, he's never had anything published. " "ïhat's just why." "Did he fall on his knees when he propospd to you?" "Xo, that happened when he reached the sidewalk. I think papa had something to do with it." Eegistration Official - I'll have to swear ye, miss. Take off yer bonnet. Young Woman - YV'ouldn't it do just as well, sir, if you would take off jour hat? Bob - Is your landlady a close charg-er? Harry - Well, I should remark. Whenever she wears a gowu with leg-o'-mutton sleeves she puts it in the Wil. Chapley - It is easy enough to et married; all a man has to do is to ficd a bifyg-er íool tban he is. Ethel Knox - But in some cases even that would be rather difficult. He - They say you are something of a mind reader? She - Do they? He- Yes. I am go'mg to test you. What am I thinking about? She, looking1 at the clock - You are thinking of gering home. Head of Household - Alfred, dear, your biscuits are very good thia morning. Young1 Husband, colorín wilh pleasure - I am glad to hear you say so. Head of Household - Still, they are not quite as good as papa used to make.