An Utter Impossibility

"Look at oíd Mr. Jones over thero soliloquizing." "What! to himself? I guess Dot. He is so deaf he can't hear himelf talk." Mrs. Watts - I saw in the paper tho Dther day that it is impossibie for a man to kick with full force when thera 's nothingr to kick at. Mrs. Potts - ril bet no married