Texas Siftings

When a man wishes to write a check what a blank expression there is on his face. Down on the Rio Grande a horse thief tole a runaway mule that nobody else could catch. The man who can hang pictures under supervisión for an hour does not want to be an angel. He is already one. A dime museum advertises "a great movement on foot." This is probably when the fat woman walks around. Persons who desire to flnd the president the morning after a state dinner re always told to look in the Blue room. It is stated that cows only live fifteen years, but you can never get people who resido at boarding houses to believe it. ' I