Folly As It Flies

The pathway of the magazine that pays on publication is strewn with the pale corpses of starved authors.- Atanta Constitution. In spite of her boasted independence n nine case out of ten the new woman couldn't get along without the old man. - Boston Globe. Would-be progTessive people sometimes forget that the freight train makes more noise than the fast line.- Cleveland Plain Öealer. Touching the question of the antiquity of man, how comes it that even he scientists fear to discuss the aniquity of woman?- Philadelphia Inquirer. A Tioga undertaker heads his adverisement, "A step in the right direction," and concludes it with "Children half jrice."- Philadelphia Record. "Yes," said the literary man, with a igh, "style is a fine thing for a writer o have, but when his wife's got it too, t takes all the proflt away."- Texas iftings. London does not think much of New Tork society, New York does not think much of Chicago society, and Chicago does not think much of London society, and there you. are.- Washington Star! They may succeed in reducing the price of the telephone service, but they will never be able to thaw out the voice of the young woman who informs us