Sharp Points

It is surprising how many people have - their nerve with them. Every man must do a certain amount of whining to some woman. So many affairs that open with a band are closed by a sheriff. We sometimes think that the surest way to obtain peace is to flght. No man likes criticism, and he particularly dislikes it if he deserves it. A man who will "wear made over ties wlll let hls wlfe cut his hair for him. It is impossible to make your conduct perfect, but it is easy to make it better than it has been. Don't make a nasty muss by blowing your brains out. If you want to kill yourself, drink lots of ice wafer: People who can't afford them say that incubator hatched spring chickens don't have the natural flavor. Nothing pleases a farmer better than to bring an owl or a fox to town, and have all the town fellows look at it. A woman without tact is one who when a man goes to her for comfort shows that she wants comfort herself. A man must have at some time told a woman that he Is very fond of her before he becomes brave enough to scold her. If you are asked which is your favorite part of the spring chicken at this early season, be polite, and say the gravy. We hope that when the girls go to heaven, their robes will not gap in the back, and be a source of continua! worry.