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The gentle oyster come? rrain, And shouls olioyare heard, But, Énowlng wuut our wolcome meaus, He auwers nota word. Tbe orster and the ovstervnau Suia. ''K, let us embrace." They did ; and the oy1 irmanHe broke the oyster's face. Ffehermen -viU dreani o{ iish 'lying about them, but in reality it's the otlier -way. ïliere is O'iie cotnsolation with the iitw Avoiman crazft- h oo-ming c.haperoin wiU & a man. Mise HiaJfetiie Stewart, general type■nmftter, lia.s moved to J. W. Bennetts office, No. S E. Huiron st. "Vro liavc liad quilte a demand ior tlie Couinty Fair pn-ctnium list, lut Hiere are more left, and if you de■iir! ibo kaow -wliat pa-emiums are oilered, cali in and get one. The Y. M. C. X. of tlite city have takcsn li necesisaiiT steps to secure iroii'. h-e state liïbrary afc "Lans'infï, ome of fits elrculatlng librarles. It cO'nsislts of 50 books, a.ad is clianged ïour tjmes dttrlng the year. Tour moutli te the door of your iace. It is the apertura to the cold storage room of your anatomy. Som inouths look like peaches aoid cream, and eoiae like a hole chopped in a brick wail t-o admit a new iloor or ■vindow. Tire mouth is a hotbed of toot'-haches, the bu.ng-hole oí oratory, and the baby's crowning gloryIt is the cri'msO'n aisle to your liverIt is patriotism's foundation, liead and a tooi chest for pie. AYitliout it the pollticiain wouM le a waaderer on the face of the earth, and the coronetiert %vould g"o dowin to au nnhonored grafie. It is the grocer's friend, the orator's pridO, the dentist's hope and the pooranan's drawback, It puts somie men on rostrums and some in jail. It is temptation's lunch counter wlien attadied to a ma-iden, a tobaootnist'e friend -vrhen attached to a tnan. She had neithPr lieauty nor riclios, Bul she'd fotmd u better scheme: She w de herself nttractire By ceyer "r.tins; crêam. Xo man can learn to play acornet and teacb Christianity in the same neigliborhood. liev. A. B. Wood, of Clyde, has removed to thia city and occupies Ivo. 23 Geddes ave. The fisherman "who lies in wait for a trout and finally gets it is apt to lie in weight for many moohs. Tlxo P. & P. M. are building a new passoager depo at Clare. It "vvill be a luiioiii depot wtthi the T. & A. A. road, O. A. Kollej-, of Milán, lias rented the Dr. Ma-rtin liooisO on. Catliarine t., amd will occ'upy; it witli liis íamSly in a few days. The residence of Mrs. Ruth D. MeKenzie, No. 45 S. 12th st., has been sold through the Bach & Butler agency to F. W. Bigalkè, ior .f3,5C3. There is a petition in circulation which is leing universally signedby our business men, to cloce up all places of business on Friday of fair week. The ordinary man realizes by the lime ho is 40 ye&rs oíd that )ie is a Tool. Most of the coaceit in the worW is co'nfiiied to people vinder 4=0. - Atcliisom Gkbg. N. D. Corbin in figuving up how inuch matter he liad sent the Detroit News as correspondent froin this place during the past month, i'ound tliat it extended over a rod, or 1G?4 ieet in all. Prof. Asapli Hall, Jr., of this city, was cliosen Secretary of the Council of the American Association for the advanceïnentof Science, at the recent session at Springfield, Mass. It will meet in Buffalo, N. Y., nest year. The year of redemption on the Hámilton Block having expired to-day, Jlr. Jai vis declined to redeem the morlgage, and so the propeity stands sold to David Heuíiing. Hereafter J. (. A. Sessions will be the agent. Mr.s. Jeaste Barney Moairoe, the acconnplisili'od teacher oí the deaf, will not fóllow tliat avocatioa any longer I at .piresem't, and will enter Michigan University this Lall t tako a tull iour year's literary course. - Flint Globe. A Sa:n IMego, Cal., woman who vv:i.s pestered, as ma,uy peoplo are, by other iolks chickens scratching Tip lier tlower bed aad littering her va; il, hit on a novel solióme ior conTieying a gent le hint to her neighborsl. Shc tiod a, kt oí small cards witli stroiig thread to big kerneis of corn, atad wpote on the cards, "picase keep youi' chicheas at tome.' ' The chickens ate the corn and carried ihe uessaigu to tlielr owners in a fashion thiai was startüng and efíective. HaiTy Ca'nriglit, XI. D., of the medical clasts of '89, Avho is a medical máslekwMury fco Cliing Tu in West China lias sent a pamphtot with a completo fatetory oï the Szechuen riots, to Or. Biroakey, at whose lionse he roonied -wlhüe in college. They were inciibed by the native-s wh.o ïad the emcioimaigeimeiit of tlie officials. The missiomairie's lio'iises were torn down aind Itlney were terriWy treated. It was a. miolst ontrageous riot and the Caiitnese g-oivemment sliould be nadeto check sucli outbreaks. Eiery newspaper treasoires up in its memory tlio mames of its iriends and likewise its enemies. It never overlooks noi opportmiiity to assist the (armer, bu:t lle1er goes out of the way t aid the latter. Human nature is tlve saime everywhere. l'eople who show a newspaper man kindness mover made a better investment or onO b:at will jnoro surely repay them a lmndred fold eooner or )ater, ev&n tlvosc who go about depending om the public f or their living. As lias been truly 6aid : "There occasionally coimes a tttine intiie üfe of every inan when a word eaid by a newspaper either makes or unmakes the individual Di'eaitdBQed." "Come, come!'' tfce bus? honsewi eí ild, s s-lie pdlled her busband out ol belt, "The dn" is i)v"iit. nud cool, ana ate - Uring 111 tbat rcat bigehmik o( ice. All emüicer 1 b ive brou"iit it ni, i'.i-carso it v) ■ so Braal: Jlut i' is so viiy large l cau't oanj it at allí" Ií the present sehoal law ts earried out tonare WÜ1 not Te many truants ÍPom school -tliLs year. Josepliine A. Stamper, oí Decatur, II!., bia remted No. 36 E. Jefferson st., of McOmber & Carr. Dean Seabo.lt will take part 'm the production oí "Tlirilby" by local t alera t at Manfetee, dHurlng h.ls stay in tlial place. Tbc stock of groceries oe'.onging to -tile oran oi BraUtord & Co. vLimited; Avill be sold to the highest bidder on Bepit. 16. The Hüllsdale, 111., Beacoo, compllmanta 'Mrs. Ce.Ule Berryman of this city -viery Mgtítj for the part which she toóte In a. concert in tliat place i-eeeintly. Wm. Marisliall avI has been teaching Btíhoo'l at Hannibal, lio., duiing the ipastthlroe years, has retarned xo hLs ftwwnie in this city and wilL attend the O. oí SI.- Ypsilaatian. Tlw growler was in again today and waoited to tonow "what on carth the latíales Avear tliose hen feather eollars for tinte hot weatlier," .and ivo uouM toot teil liian wiy. Tf ,tihe Y. M. C. A. eecures the üst oí eaitertairaments tliey now have -'on t,be list" ttoey will give tlie people of niii city tlie very best series that Ilias ever been glven in Ann Arbor ior tlie least nuoney. Ermesft Eberbach. lias in the hardware, store a cactus of the night blooming cereus vaxiety tliat lias sent ui) a Bhootto the lieight oi about 12 feet. It is somethkig A-ry uuusual - a freak, in iact. Caxds are out amnouncing tlie mar-i niage ol lliss Anna Kiniitji of Jackson, to .Mr. Kussell Yan ICirk of Chicago, on Wiedaesday Sept. 18. The bride has many relati-cs in this ■.ity, and niany frienils also. ■ Miss Pluoebe Paaker of Xorwalk, has been Becured to fill the vacaney in the high usliool occasianed by the resignatiion of Miss Hieath. She is a gradúate of tibe U. of M. and ranked among ifeh fflUWt oí lier class in mental s'treagth and scholarship.- Ypsllantian. beautü'ul golden rail is oeing blamed just noiv fot all tbe liay fever whic'h is pi-evaleait. Bu.t the golden i-od blOSBOmlB amd ttarives all over the linifced States, oven in tliose !ocalItic.s where people go to rid themselves oí hay fever. Hou" do yoa account tor that ? The tatal populatiom of Aim Arbor, wJuose iparent-nativity la reponed is given ia 10J902, of whieh 43.41 per cent w 4,733 have native born pareints. Ö0.20 per cent, or 2,508 nave lo tli ïoreigin born parents, and 14.14 per coat, or 1,202 .have one parent ioreign 'born. Th ere ts tsonne dispute as to the legality oí Labor Day as a holiday. Olie stato law, afternaanamg the lixèd holidays. ïsays, "and any day appointOd ar recomnieaided ly the governor of the state, or the president oï the United States, as a day of tastmg and tprayer, or thanksgivingV: Caslider Chas. E., Hiscock roturas home vei'y enthusiastic over the receni conclave in Boston. He says it -was Ty far tlie largest and "best o.ao ever gdven l)jr tlie ICnights. Xliere ■eio anore men in. line, more enthusiasni a,ml more sociabiüty than ever befo.ro distinguislied the triennial conclaies. Tliere were ome million people dn Bositon on the line of march, whicli was a densely packc-tl mass of huma.nity on each side oi the etreet as far as the march extended. The Ann Arbor Cominandery was greeted with enthnsiastic applamse and -svliemever their yell was glven. U. of M. boys responded íreqnentJy with. cheer upon cheer at che old famiiliar sem-nd. That happened even dn Boston nnder the very oaves of Han-'ard. Mr. Hiscock said it ■w a astocishing to him Jiow quick tlu; mail matter reached them. For instance the Daily Courier niailed here at niglit, would be in Boston the next evening, and all the items were eagerly read by the Ana Arbor crowd.