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The Monroe Doctrine

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Parent Issue
Day
2
Month
October
Year
1895
Copyright
Public Domain
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Unless the Wnsliteiimv fair authoritlo- revoke thcir purpose of .illowiH'SÍ tlic sale of 'büer om the fair grounds thcre vill le 110 'Vhildren's day" for Aan Arlxw j'.nviilio-.. ïiie ba-ttle liet-neen beer and brains excites interest. AYitli a cihance, lionvevor, l?er has g-enerally bcea able to' "down" lts man, if iirst the man has "downed" t.liie beer. What long sufíering Oiristoans compone the Amn Arbar utreet commtttee ! In a. report to thO council th,ey recite at length the sore trials thejf endnred in invrstifraiing a grievance, and say: "Tliat all ttiis tlvey endared without flinching, to'getlier with the irony, 'sarcasm, invective and even Insult amouinting to a literal threat of 'violence." Ah, those noWe martyrs ! "Help, Iyord, ïoir the godly man eeaspth, and fromi amoms; the childrfn oí men (fche iaithful fail." Au Ana Arbor organ íi-.-m sliips instiumfints to South África. As evidence that music 111 soothe the sava;ge Tíeast, it may be stated ca the autho'iity of an esc aped miss ionary, that a.fter dinner, o-lf King M'tczjxsquahaanbezl. who has juet picked the oones of the last evangelist, lozes off to sleep wheaever his da-ughter, the fair Tzrlilnktomboni, ciad in a nose ring, sits down and plays "O, Wi'.lie, we have tniissed you." Herman Hutzol, a contractor, Bues Anii ArtOT for $5,000 clamag-es and acqueduc Tack p&y. The amount oí lesoapiinig scwer gas irom the mouths oïtbe common councü requires "traps." The BmaJI-pill wing of the medical id of thO Uiilversity will this year havo for its head, Dr. Wilbert B. Hinstlale. It is liop&d that hencefortk p.eiaoe will reigm and' the "litile pills' 'quit gripiing eadi other. A dieraniged Saline farmer i.ntred office of the Waslitenaw p-rosecuting aílorniey and informied the rypewriter that Bhe muet quib the ea-rth. She telephoned for pólice and the Salineite was loeked up. He is thouifht tó hiave been iixoculated with poaoh yellow.i. Aan Arboir is nnoviup: in the matter oí a $6,000 bonus wlücli WiU secure a toran&ti oí tlie Hay & Todd rtrese sin y factory at Ypsilaati. Tlicro has Tieeii so mucli kicklnig aboui municipal extravagance in. tjie TJnivevsity ci(y, tliat it is retresli'j) ' ee lier trying to "reduce the waisit." Tlio Aun. Arlxvr ArgTis, one of the squaresfc aaiii best democratie papers of the state had added to its editorial forcé, E. J. Ottaway, late managing editor of the Petoskey Iaily Resorter. Mr. Ottaway comes from the camp meetdag, laden with aa assorte'd gtoek of piety - greatly needed in lus new f '.Old - andTjrings to liis work the suple attr.ïtmtes oí tlie weasel, tho eagacity oí tlie trained reporter and the qualities oí a thoroush c;enïiemom. He is ako' ivall soaked with llie erudltiom oí the University ; and though 4he smiaHm-ess of hls panzoic lemtirety taiglit compel hiin to piek Btrawl(Tri!s "vitli a Btepladder, h';s contemporariesvho undersize his aliiltty ly his physique, Avill discoTer him to 'tlwiroist, tho Hveliest little p'.ll in the paclcage.

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