Quick And Sure

Slob McGuirk- Say, Skaggs, lend me rer gun - I want ter cjinmit suicide. Skaggs - Naw! d'ye think I want ter tose a good gun? Look at here! Der sasiest an' cheapest ting fur you ter do is ter walk inter Duffy's saloon and say yer a dog-catcher - see? (The coroner's decisión was instantaneous death by shooting, stabbinj; ana beatíiig.) - Truth.