Monroe Democrat's Doctorin'

W. W. Wedemeyer, a young republican, seconded Gen. Spalding's nomination on behalf of Washtenaw. The three-double-yewed Wasbteuawian is the Mghest kind of a protectionist- six feet six in bis X ray stockings. Capt. C. H. Manly found a pocketbook at noon today, containing a considerable surn of money. Xhe Captain says that if it is not called for inside of 48 hours it will be turned over into the democratie campaign fund.- Washtenaw Times. Good for Capt Manly. Behold a democrat. "in whom there is no gall." The hatchet of hanuony was freely used at the recent Washtenaw republican convention. A. J. Sawyer, bristled like a porcupine whenever Cap. Allen put in his gentle fog horn. Sawyer wanted no man who did not accept the St. Louis platform, to díctate to the convention. Sawyer and Allen love each other "as a cat loves soap." Some feared there would be blows, but lo, they could never get within hitting distance of each other owing to the spheriod magnificence of their abdominal breastworks. Justiee Gibson oL Aun Arbor, in 1S85, owned a gold watch, but he lost it. Time went on, regardless and the justiee got married. That has nothin? to do with the watch, however. It is án independent sentence. The jusstice's sentence was for life; but that has nothing to do with it. The justiee is in the last quarter of the honeymoon. But about the watchafter having been plowed, harrowed and planted for the last three years, a boy found it the other day. It needed a little eleauing, but that was all, to set it runniDg. The justiee goes hon?e to his ineals by the gold standard.