In Spite Of The Funny Man

Theatre bats aren't always high, In spitc ol' the fuuny man ; And nayseed cbaps are sometimes fly, I ii spiU' ol tlie fuimy man. Her fatlier's dog's not, always wild ; fiometime you find a well bred child ; And mother-in-laws are sometimes mild, i In spite of the funny man. Prohibitionlsts don'talways yearn to drink In spile of the funny man ; And tlie dude occasionally tuinks a think, In spite f the funny man ; Chicago feetaien't hugeatall; The plumber's bilí is sometimes smal] ; ■ And messenger boys dou't always crawl, ƒ In spitu oi the lunny man. The poets don't have to live on air, lu spite of the fuuny man ; Those frontiow men somelimes have hair, lu spite of the funny man. Sometimes a brand new joke is sprung; Sometimes the bailet-girl is young; And someiiiues wives are nol all tongue, In spile ol the lunuy man. Society girls at balls wear clothes, In spile of the funny man; Sometimes a man pays what he owes, In spite of the funny man. Sometlme tbe typewriter's plain in the face; Sometimes the churchdeacona not at the race; In fact the world's quite a decent place, In spite of the funny man.