Reflections Of A Bachelor

A woinan is never called heartless until she has been hurt. When a man says he would die for a woman he generally isn't very heavily insured. Some women can hurt their husbands a good deal more by keeping quiet than by talking. Probably Lot's wife turned around so the neighbors would see who the lucky woman was. You haven't near so rnuch use for a girl after you have seen her smile at a drunken man. Some women seem to think they can influence a man in about the same way they shoo chickens. VVhen a girl falls down in a public place, whether slie hurts herself or not depeuds on what clothes she lias on. A girl never really enjoys a ride on the cara unless she sends a telegram some where from one of the stations. When a girl is saying good-by to a man in the hall, why does she stand up so close and put her hands behind her? Women don't have the same longing as men to get drunk, because they can go away somewhere and have a good cry. When a man takes a vo:nan to a pathetic play he always tries to look hard and uncoucerned at the most touching parts. A woman may take care of her face to the last, but she takes care of her hands and feet only till she gets married. When a man's suspender button gives way he feels about as bad as a girl when she knows her garter is slipping down. When a woman can't think of anv otlier way to speud money she says she thinks she ought to go and get her teeth flxed. Wheu a girl goes away for a viait she wants to know if any one will be at the station to meet her, so as to know whether to take a parlor car or not. The girl who always said she thought the greatest danger of married life was in undue intimacy inside of three weeks is opening all her husband's letters. When a woman catches a woman she knows flghtiug to get to a bargain counter she feels tnuch the same as the man does when she catches him coming out of the stage entrance of a variety hall.