The Poor Boy Didn't Know You Know

Woloott 11. Butler, tl ie real estáte man, is one of those versatile geniuses uho can solí u man any old thing and make the victiui think lie is getting iu ou the grouud fiour next to the orehestra, buL theie aie iome tliings even u real estáte mau Uou't know. Mr. Butler drove liis horse up to his residence yesterday noon and being a humane man eouciuded he would unhitch and feed the beast. Of course its no trick to unbuckle a few straps, but itrequires at least au eleuientary eduoation in horsemanship to "hook" up a horse, and after trying for two liours and a half to find the lost uoiubination and iucideutally íracturiug a good deal of the queen's English, Butler tied the horse behind llie buggr, iiistalled liimself betvveen the shafts and couducted the equipage dowu to a livery stable for further instrucüou in the art of hitching up a horse. His feelings, if not his appearance, during his pilgrimage were a sufficieut reminder of that meek and lowly beast of burden