He Knew Chickens

Mr. Suburb - What on earth are yon trying to do, neighbor? Mr. Nexdoor - Merely taking down a little of this fence, so that I can move my chicken hoxise over into your yard. "Bh? My yard?" " Yes, I like to be neighborly and considérate to other people's feelings, you know. " "Bnt- er"- "Yes, you Rhan't have any more cause to complain about iny chickens scratching up your yard." "But you are moving your w-hole house over on to my property!" "That's tbe idea. As soon as the chickens find tbeir house iu your yard, they'll conclude that you own them, and vv-ill spend the rest of their natuial Uves scratching iu ruy vard, you know. "