Two Receipts--read Them

The Daily Timas of tast Thursday has the ïoUowing : "A prominent democrat 'xa. handed ve ttae fbitawmg necipe for a -Confittenee Pudding :' 'For the benefit oif my uneniployetl l)noifhiers, I wflj ghiei t-hcni the followimg receipt : Take tluree gaMoma f )Mf3dnce, 011e peck of international agtie.ement, one qoairt oí goürl stiaaMlia,rd, seven taJlitespiooinfuJs of pnx)spe,rüty, two quarts oí somnid moraey, ome ponimd oí protecitton, boll it wït.h 12 nnonths oí1 aoi woiri, for !m .lnomr, airud eat Whlltte hot' " A promineiDt gentleman, politics nnknown, a3 a,n antdltkifte the Daily Times Democriate' "Confidence Pudding, "i bande ms the ïollloM-ing : "Par iftie beoefSt oif my unemploiyed bnoitthere. wlno' haiv' n.rouimd corners oír odMiect ifti íromti of 'beer shops, I reoomimemd tflie folltJoiwSing receipt : Take a gáoú quacitlty oí self-respect peel tibe hiStle oíf oí enoiagh grit fo ouake ÍS vnyvk ; fiia.y yoiiw Hhírst for íiaho&' bevraiges turutü ib oan'fc Ktarud ; st:ir ii,p yawr mairihoiod un til ttoaPe ite no iftltenesa and sltoifab left la 'j't ; aad you will have enoliglii conIMiemce to. fitad fsome honest work to ido, and tllue paopte wiJll have emough conlCIdienoe iii j'o toi gime youi a rtiíanice tö earn 6on puddihg tihat wlll aatilsfy yotwr boiOÜly Iiungeir. If yo'u doubt it, try ït."