She Wouldn't Do

The telephone bell in the office of Blank, Dash & Co. jingled noisily. The young woman who attends to the typewriting responded. "Is this Blank, Dash & Co?" carne a faraway voice. "Yes." "I want Blank, Dash & Co." "This is Blank, Dash & Co." "Whoia this talking?" "It's Blank, Dash & Co." "Is this Blank?" "No ; it's Blank, Dash & Co." "Say, this is a lady talking isn't it?" "I teil you it is" "It's a lady isn't it?" The young woman hesitated. She was annoyed by thecaller'spersistency. "Yes," she said, "it's a lady, but "Well," said the caller, "will you please have a man step to the phone?" "A man?" repeated the typewriter. "Yes. I want somebody I candamn." The young woman set the receiver down very suddenly and called Mr.