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ïnouey should go, dearest, you'd still have me!" ÏUrs. Spendley- ' Doa't yon be too sure about that !" - Puck What Kept Him- "What kept yoti in tlie South so lonu;?" "1 ia trving to negrotiate a raise." "Wliat, money?" "No, quarantiue."- Cleveland Plain Dealer. "We've got to economize," said Mr. Gargoyle to his wife. "Very well, dear," replied the good woman cheerfully. "You shave yourself and I'll cut your hair. - Harlem Life. "Sometimes," said Uncle Ebeu, "dar wouldn't be so mach objection to a man habbin' his own opinión ef he didn't persist in goin' aroun' an' tryin' ter gib eberbody else a clear title to it." -