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Tee! Heel Hee! Haw!

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Parent Issue
Day
22
Month
December
Year
1897
Copyright
Public Domain
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There was am homr fiijled wiitli fan at thie Empálre ttueartor one aftemoon laet twiaek. A lectiure otn, pure ioods attnaicteda largO atidience, eomposed enti'neiEy oï -wioiman,, a,nd wihlille the lecture -wlas nitertalilains and instructiwe, tSie remajtos of the lecturer wauld wat ordïniardfly oawse Ulie quiet Jaug'hitier tibait ehooik maaiiy a lady ssatied 11a the baüoanjy. On 'tlh-e jlajidilng jast albovie thie head of tllue staats, tlia oarpet was tacked down -vviltih a. tack that had a lwiglit m.étal 'beaid as largei as a qiiartr, and lío orae cona'ins iuto tllue dimly aügtotied t.heiatre froim. thO BiurshBne Ie, tihe shiiMmg bit tooked ior aïl itane woiild lïiei a nüvsic aoiia. It ■v,as Itihie efforts ,of tlu& -woiaen who 8iiirtied tilie ';quQj'ten'" amd cndeavor. td 'to piL-k l1:, up thiai toept ,a; llarge portilan cvi Vhs balcony coiKiisigent in iiue gaoCt liiuimor. As peO'ple -iOre camfii.iig and fïotog daring fiie Ikctu.ve, the "KtantUfee" íu-rntehed a .conltÊiMioiuis peaioiTniaaico. Tlia &ést ome to see the money wias ia gwd and stylisihly dness&d tüonde yomng womia.n. Sbe guabbed ícw iiS 3ifke a canary bird peckünig iiito tilne eeed box. The odd expness'ioin-that croBged her íace wben Bhe neaiüzeil the "thSng" wm nai'led toma was wortfch a faM fro-m a b:_ eyclle. SDie bonSedly pased oin and ïiiad nat neaclued her seat whem a si :t "womiaji oí ainiple proportions spattied tli& co'Lu and qaWsCtf stooped to giatiliiar it Sni. ShO did not figure oin thie imipacfcof a moviug body ajul as sihie bent over, the -woianan behioiid btwnped iato her. Her hand sviemt tlie caLn, bat ehO scramtt)3a flor it. M it did not. sfrlek to híer l'iingiers, she reajned wbere 6he was hit, and her crimson, íacs when sflie IflOBe te luer leefc -wouüd miake a peewy Ibllusli Yi-ihlh envy. The -woimeia wea-e eoimilng íaster now and tlhis íiui became moro fuirilcis. A JOMí tornan iti a -white Bhi'rt waisí amd a jaiiLnty manner cauglit a g'Jmípee oí tlie tajutolÜBer. She stop. (psd MuldesiLY ajid maidíeJ a rab foil.hie fila.ud. Slie dillai't g-et it, but tup. piased shíe to,d nuibsed Iifc amd made anotiher fraatifc reach, an'Jy to rea.Iiize nhia.t evei-ythllng ia a theiatre is uot i;eal. Shíe bluebed ívrriously, bub took tlie selil good-buimoredly apid watched oiíttieais ais tliey nübUlted. A stutetty oí ampie form camus slOívsHy vip tlie ebaJrs. Her nuaininieii' fti-dteaOed ttiat. tbe loas of $300,000 more lees Avould be a mere bagatelle to her asad mcli a lis a pijeoa oí Bijter nuaaey ly. Sng ion tilie filoor AYOold be passed. contiponpitiiouC,-. App0ara0c.es aa-e deS, aiiough, anid tlie quickness vñl'Jh wMeh ber mnjesty bent forwiard Avliem hieír eQre rested oa the gliL tering buit ;md the eagrnes with _ whit-h ber g-;ioved flingers closed over tlie 'metal seait thO wotcliflag crowd tato tsiuppnessed spasms. Thie ato of itnjuied disniiy luer iadyship wore ■1beai ehe ro.se t a perpemdtenliar dM 'mot tieind to' ca'jai tilïa storm of 3, uikI as shLv struik a gaiit for a eeat, bh ■■Welil, I aerers," "I'll eumeíiy ■dte," and ocüLer like expressioas l'nom tlhOBe lia tbe audieiice did not lEBaen -t'hie blow to ber prille.. TiucsUlt wemt, amd wíúüj the lectur. er iiaivfuhid againsb maüatvtritfcm, tbü tievidl'y efíecte of whiite bread amd o.hi ■■■;■ (l;.i-,:.se bineeders tlictt h&-ve beeai eiatein etooe tilue woi-W bogan, the Da in t'lie balcouuy luid all they üoiuM do to keep trom "braretdlng riglht omt fila nueetiing" and nevier hieard a word o f tlue tearnled t-alk ou tjiei ríght kilnd oí foods amd how to prepare them. - Detroit

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Ann Arbor Courier