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Happy Homes. Much bas been written and said about how tu make home happy. The moralist and the preacher have hackneyed this thetue until it would seem nothing more remained to be said. Bit the philosophers have gone far out of their way to account lor the prevalence of ili assorted couples ai:d unhappy homes, and have over looked the chief cause. Most of the uahappiness of married lile can be traced directly to tho-e functional derangements to which wonien are 6ulject. In nine cases out of ten the irritable, dissatisfied and unheppy wife U a sufferer froin some "female compiaim." A trial of Dr. Pierce's Favor te Prescription will produce more doinetic happiness than a million sermona or philosophical treatises. It cures all thoe peculiar weaknesses and ailinents incident to women. It is the only medicine sold by druggists, under a posit:ve guarantee from the manufacturers, that it WÍD give satisfaction in every case, or money vvill be refunded. See guarantee printed on wrapper enclosing bottle. __________ " Even a temperance man eau go on a bust occasionaily," remarked the snake editcr. "Explain yourself," replied the horse editor. "Abronze statue of P. T. Barnum is being made at Munich." - Pittsburg Chronicle. Dr. R. Butler, M aster ot Arts. Cambridge Univeiaity, England, says: "St. Jacobs Oil acts hke magie." Sold by Druggists. Kate Field, now on her way to Alaska, writes home that seal-kin sacques can be bought up there for $40 less each than in New York. Nice weather now to be ta!king about iMlskin sacques. - New Orleans Picayune. HALE'S HONEY is the best Cough Cure, 25 5Oc., $L CLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP heals and bcautifics, 25c GERMÁN CORN REMOVER kills Corns & Bunions, 25c HIU'S HAIR & WHISKER DYE- Black & Brown, 50c PIKE'S TOOTHACHE DROPS cure in 1 Minute, 25c DEAN'S RHEUMATIC PILLS are a sure cure, 50c It is easier for an eye to go through the camel of a needie than tor a woman who writes for the papers to get off a pun without italioising it.- Norristown Herald. _________ ,..,n tlie CMldren. They are es$5vVVrV pecially liable to sudden Colds, Couglis, Croup, Whooping Cough, etc. We guarantee Acker's English Reinedy a positive cure. It saves hours of anxious watching Sold by John Moobe, Druggist. Fat old lady in dry goods store - " I will look at your dress goods." Clerk - "Yes, ma'm. Something in doublé width ?" - Life. Bncklen'a Árnica Salve. The best salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chillblains, Corns, and all Skin Eruption?, and positively cure Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satistaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sbIo by Eberbach & Son. The yacht mania is demoralizing our people. It was only this morning that httle Johnny, seeing a one-legged man passing the house, exclaimed : '-Pa, there goes a single - sticker." - Boston Transcript. Hon. R. M. McLane, U. S. Minister to France, certifies to the curative powers of Red Star Cough Cure, which costs but five cents per bottle. At Druggists everywhere. Kate comes upon Henry, who is playing upou the flute. 'Kate- Why, Heriry, you do that quite well; I should think you would take lessons. Henry, who has been taking lessons for the past ten years, does not leel flattered; but makes no sign as he replies: "I have thought of it."- Boston Transcript. THE WHITE IS MIG The White Sewing Machine Was awarded tlie only First Premium and Diploma given any Sewing Machine at Michigan State Fair, Jackson, '86. and took more Premiums In '85 than any other Sewing Machine In the World. Simple, Silent, Sure, Perfect, Powerful, Popular. The Best Machine, The Best WoodWork, The Greatest Range of Work. Tlie"Wliite" MacMne emMies more MECHANICAL IMPEOVEMENTS Than any other Sewing Machine in the World The Automatic Bobbin Winder, Vibrator nd 8tltch Regulator, in fact every Improvement known. We Warrant E very Machi n Tor 5 year Because we know lt will last. Try it, and voo will be pleased. Buy it, and you will be satisfled. White Sewing Machine Co. Ia O'TOOIiE, Manager. Office. Huron-st, one door west of Saving's Bank, Aun Arbor, Mich. 622-67 Sew Advertisements jtSSS It floon brlngslnto healthy play 4URlf'rP)tev The torpld titer day by day QaHG& Aud RegulaUi the System jdËÊ EösHaftiFroincrownof headtosole oí shoe. JESSS' cures th Piles, it opens i porO8 cïöÖiaS Los appctlte " soon re' WW wlsSetOfr1IIes throughoot Keep TAHRANTS' SELTZEK near t hand.


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