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HALL'S 8100 Reward. 9100. The readers oí The Register will be pleased to learn that there is at least one jreaded disease that soience has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Gatarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known in the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease requires a constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure il taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucus surfaces of the system, thereby distroying the foundation of the disease and givmg the patint strength, by building up the conïtitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The Proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers that they offer one hundred dollars, for any case it tails to cure, Send for list of testimoniáis. Address, F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Lp8old by Druggists, 75 Cts. CATARRH CUBE. Burglar - "Say, just hand me that watch and pocketbook; they are a little out of my reach." Owner of watch - "I will, if you will teil me what nerve food you patronize." _______ WHY WILL YOU cough when Shiloh's Cure will give immediate relief. Price 10 ets., 50 cts. and $1. Sold by Eberbach & Son. How to Select a Wlfe. Good health, good moráis, good eense and good temper, are the four essentials for a good wife. These are the indispensables. After them come the minor advantages of good looks, accomplishments, family position, etc. With the first four, married life will be comfortable and happy. Lacking either, it will be in more or less degree a failure. Upon good health depends largely good temper and good looks, and to some extent good sense also, as the best mind must be affected more or less by the woaknesses and whims attendant on frail health. Young man, if your wife is falling into a state ef invalidisn, first of all things try to restore her health. If she is troubled with debilitating femate weaknesses, buy Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. It will cure her. The starched collar, although white, is the yoke of modern civilización, when placed around the neck in hot weather. The required time for boiling it soft is three and a half minutes. ARE YOU MADE miserable by Indigestión, Constipation, Dizziness, Loss of Appetite, Yellow Skiu ? Shiloh's Vitalizer is a positive cure. Sold by Eberbach & Sod. First citizen - "I teil you a country can't be governed on abstract principies." Second citizen - "That depends, I should say, on how full a treasury there is to abstract from." __________ Credit is due the Germán women and physicians for first using red clover blosoms as a medicine. Best resulte are obtained when combined withother medicinal roots and herbs, as in Dr. Jones' Red Clover Tonic, which is the best known remedy for all blood diseases, stomach and liver troubles, pimples, costiveness, bad breath, piles, agüe and malaria diseases, indigestión, loss of appetite, low spirits, headache and all diseases of the kidneys. Price 50 cents, of Eberbach & Son. ____i. A Persian philosopher being asked by what method he had acquired so much knowledge, answered: ''By not being prevented by shame from asking questions when I wan ignorant." It Won't Bakï Bread. - In other words, Hood's Sargaparilla will not do impossibilities. lts proprietors teil plainly what it has done, submit proofs from scources of unquestioned reliability, and ask you frankly if you are suffering from any disease or affection caused or promoted by impure blood or low state of the system, to try Hood's Sareaparilla. The experience of otliers is suffioient assurance that you will not be disappointed in the result. The choiceat illustration ot mixed metaphor we have seen for some time is from the Buffalo News: "One lady interesled is understood to be related to an ex-Senator who will not let up on the luckless cat's paws until he has them scalped." A NASAL INJECTOR free with each bottle of Shilon's Catarrh Remedy. Price 50 cents. Sold by Eberbach & Son. One ingenious lady of foreign birth has produced the theory that the reason that Americans have such good fornis is that their restlessness and nervousness prevent their being long in one position, so that any defect is not likely to become fixed. y.C vv fyy. would enjoy your dinner J a" and are prevented byDyspepsia, use Acker's Dyspepaia Tableta. They are a positive cure for Dyspepsia, Indigestión, Flatulency and Constipation. We guarantee them. 25 and 50 cents John Moobe, Druggist. It isn't so much that we want a better way of voting in order to purify the ballot-box, but that we want a more intelligent cla8S of roters. The man who can't read his own ballot should stay away trom the polls and let the reading people do the voting. fVy A and reliable Medicines are the best VJVW to depend upon. Acker's Blood Elixir has been prescribed for years for all impurities of the Blood. IneveryformofScrofulous, Syphilitic or Mercurial diseases, itifl invaluable. For Bheumatism, hasnoequal. John Moore, Druggist. The Rev. Phillips Brooks says: "Those who act right walk with the stars." That dependa, however, somewhat upon what stars are meant. If he refers to the burlesque and opera bouffe, we submit that a great many who walk with them are generally supposed not to act right. The supposition that Americans spend $75,000,000 a year abroad is probably correct. Most of it eoes for tips. - Louisville Courier Journal. An ugly complexion made Nellie a fright, Her face was all pimply and red, Though her features were good, and her blue eyeswerebright, "iWhat a plain girl is Nellie." they said. But now, as by magie, plain Nellie has gTOwn As fair as an artst'a bright dream ; Her face ís as sweet as a flower new-blowm, Her cheeks are like peaches and cream. As Nellie walks out in the fair moming light, Her beauty attracts every eye, And as for the people who cali her a fright, ' Why Nellie is handsome," they cry. And the reason of the change is that Nellie took Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, wbich regulated her liver, cleared her complexion, made her blood pure her breath sweet, her face fair and rosy, and removed the defects that had obscured her beauty. Sold by druggists. In the matter of speed there is a great similarity between a flash of lightning and a bit of unfounded gossip. SHILOH S CURE will immdiately relieve Croup, Whooping Cough, and Bronchitis. Sold by Eberbach and Son. Librarían (recording the condition of a book): "Page 47 a hole (turn the leaf); page 48 another hole." Accidenta and how to deal with them, and other valuable medical ioformation, will be found in Dr. Kaufmann's great Medical Work; elegant colored plates. Send three 2-cent stamps to pay postage to A. P. Ordway & Co., Boston, Mass., and receive a copy free. It is true that doctors digagree, but they don't digRgree half so much as their medicines do. FOR DYSPEPSIA and Complaint, you have a printed guarantee on every bottle of Shiloh's Vitalizer. It never fails to cure. Sold by Eberbach St Son. An exchauge puolishes "The Song of the Gas Man." Of course it is sung to long meter. "YVfxvv V trie wit'x an Throat or AJ VJ V V Lung Disease. If you have fc Cough or Cold, or the children are threatened with Croup or Whooping Cough, nee Acker's Englisb. Hemedy and prevent further trouble. It is a positivo cure,' udwe guarantee it. Price 10 and 50 John Moore, Druggist. Report's English has been enriched by the addition of the work. "cabrioletists," invented by the Mobile Register. SHILOH'S CATARRH REMEDY- a positive cure tbr Catarrh, Diphtheria and Canker Mouth. Sold by Eberbach & Son. A man's funny-bone, we presume, enables him to "laugh in his sleeve." Kcv. C. F. Brooks saya that his little girl is troubled with malaria very severely, and that since he gave her Sulphur Bitters, he never thinks of leaving New York for his summer resort without a few bottles, tor they always cure his family, and are far superior to quinine. The merest schoolboy could dispute the saying that "history repeats itself."