Translated From The German

SIr. Blow loves to show off. His great desire is to impress people with the fact that he has money. He entered a crowded restaurant and created a sensation by pounding on the table with his cane, to attract the attention of the waiter. Blow- Waitah, have you any of that high-priced champagne? Waiter- I'm very sorry, but we havo it not. "How about that five-dollar a bottle Burgundy of the vintage of 18331" "We have none." "How much do you charge for a keg of Bavar.an bceri': "Two thalcrs." "Bring me two