Small Smiles

Bob Ingersoll says it was a toad that tempted Eve. When Bob was a littlo boy and nttendod Sunday-school, we guess he must have toad the mark. i Male bipeds are of no earthly account with the gentler sex from the time glrls cease kissing them in the eradle tillthey Idbs them again as iull-grown lovers. Thbbe is a kind of close relationship between all those who are suffering from some sorrow or other. If we are in mournlng, we feel somehow or other drawn lo every black dress wa meet. EaUroads have a Btrange fascination for' öeaf and dumb men and for inebriates. The deaf man invariably takes his morning walk on tho tracks, and the dronken man is never so perfecüy happy as when he succeeds in finding a steel rail íor a pillow.