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Denftaess Can't be Cured by local applications, as they can not reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way of curing Deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucus lining of the Eustaohain Tube. When this tube gets inflamed, you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and whtn it is entirely closed Deafness is the re8ult, and unless the inflamation can be taken out and this tube rtstored to its normal condition, hearing will ba distroyed forever; nine cases out of ten ai e caused by catarrh. which is nolhing but an inflamed conditiou of the mucus surf ace?. We wil] give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by Catarrh) that we can not cure by taking Hall's . Catarrh Cure. S;nd for circular, free. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O. gF"So!d by Druggists, 75 cents. Often the virtue of a womnn rau4 be very great, sinee it has to suffice for two. - Elizabetb of Boumania. Honey-Moon. 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