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Can't Be Done

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Parent Issue
Day
15
Month
May
Year
1890
Copyright
Public Domain
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Editor (giving out assignments to reporters) - Yon, Mr. Jones, are to go on foot to San Francisco, and write up yonr experiences. jones - Very good sir; I will start at once. EJitor- You, Mr. Brown, are to steal eomething, and go to jail, to get us a description of prison life from the inside. Brown - AU right, sir; that's pretty tough, but I'll do it. Editor - And you, Mr. Smith, are to attend the University of Michigan a week, without once visiting the Ypsilanti Nor mal girls, and - Smith - Hold on, sir I I'll do anything

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Old News
Ann Arbor Register