Mr. Mills, Of Texas, Is Going To Write

abook on the tariff, which "even the ■enrant girls can read and find as interasting as the last serial novel in the bmily newspaper." The Texas congreasman will undoubtedly furnish us with a fairy tale worthy of comparisou with Munchausen's Tales or Gulliver's Travele. We will not, of course, expect ,say butthe mostsuperstitious tobelieve -what he writes. Hkeesy in the nineteenth eentury is by do means an unpleasant business for ome to engags in. David Swing.Howard McQueary, Dr. Brggs, although repadiated by their respective churches, iiile all won reputations and worldly pbuidits, they never would have won, bad they remained orthodox. Heresy ia the prevailing " fad." It is likely to be overdone, however. In fact, it is alreidy overdone. The time inay come when the strictest orthodoxy will be the best road to faine. Bom expediency and justice demand tke nomination of James G. Blaine for the presidency. His equal, in diploiriacy, statesmanship and personal magnetistn, can not be found in America. liis sdvocacy of reciprocity will render Uiin very popular in the west, whilo his masterly defense of protection will render him equally popular in the east. í: Giover Cleveland as his antagoI .e can carry fiewYork, Connecticut, ladiana and nossibly several bf the aoathern states. The Register is for SwMe G. Blaine flrst, last and all the time. ___________ lrisunfortunatethatH.R.H.Princeof Wales has never met Squawbuck Friedhemier, Michigan U. S. A. Kach one is pee-eminent in hisown particular line of villany, and it is probable that each 'tiooM larn something by an exchange ví ideas. Albert would undoubtedly Ske to try bigainy for a change and Rriediender would do well to gain an ssight into the mysteries of baccarat. Bathmen have much in cominon, for bth enjoy immunity from arrest; the sus rom Wales skulks behind the curtelc of majesty; the man from Oscoda Jsehielded by the club of Democracy. '"nd and Michigan are different, yet '■ ilike, after all! ,tic gerrymandering bilí legislature places Detroit .ïtCongressional districte. jty on repre8entative gov.i district is supposed to common interests. What an the fourteenth and sixds of Detroit and a feTt Wayne have in common with a dis aty ? AVhy should two or three k.S: ue pitted against two or three atiker wards in the same city? If it ■wre necessary to divide Detroit, the case miglit he different, but the fact is that the whole city has iiot more than aough population to entitle it to one ■sejsresentanve. The measure is deaigned simplv to further two partisan aids: First, that of securing three reüably Democratie districts; epcond, tbat ■of giving to Detroit an entirely unwarcatcted pcwer in the halls of Congress. Xbeuieasure is the crowuing infamy of Ehe present legialature.