Looking On The Bright Side

Mr. Jones has a craze for bnying bargains at aucions. This has troubled Mrs. Jones for a long time, but she has refrained from speaking abont it. The other day, however, when Mr. Jones brought home an artificial leg which he had bougfat somewhere the good Lady grew angry and spoke sharply to her husband abont his weakness. "I got it dirt cheap," he said apologetically. "Yes, but what's the use of it?' "Theie ain't any use for it now, I admit; but let us hope that one of the two of us wül need it soon. Be like me anc look on the bright side of things."- New York Press. Mrs. Tyler, Mrs. Grant, and Mrs. Garfield are the oniy living widows of presidente.