A Tale Of Retribution

"If I were as Lean aud Scrawny as you are," said the Reporter they called Fatty, "I would Hire Myself Out as a Living Skeletou." The Iean and Scrawny Reporter made no Reply, but the City Editor carne in Presently and said: "Fatty, there is a Man at the Hospital who has Lost Nine Square Inches of Skin from his Back, and the Doctors want Nine Square Inches of Skin from a Healthy Man to Replace it With. I want you to go and Furnish it_" So the Fat Reporter, with a sigh, went to the Hospital aud Contribu ted of his Abundant Supply of Integument to save the Life of a Fellow Being, while the Lean Reporter went alonj? and Wrote the Thing Up. Moral- It Is Possible to have Too Much of a Good