The Main Chance

Sweet Old Lady (to rustic youth who hr;ü brought a kamper over from the farm) - Won't yon step into the pantry and asfe oook to give yon a glass of ale, my boy? You must be thirsty after yonr long walk. Ingeimous Youth - Well, mum, it'U be ha-a-rd to say whether 1 be most thirsty or most hungry; but I be both povrerful bad, surely. (Claim allowed, and cold collation set forth.)- Fun.