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Man n4 Ihe I.nromotl vr. A locomotive is noisy when she íb bot; so ie a man. When a locomotiTe gets too full she laye down ; men do. A locomotive's draft is governed by a petticoat ; the drafts of men are often affected by the same influence. On a damp, dark night a locomotive is Rlippery and treacherouc; man too. A locomotive, when run by night, shonld always have a pilot ; a man shouid have two. A locomotivo ihat is always out nights soon becomes faded : we have seen faded men. A dead kcomotive has no pull; dead man same. Lncomotive spark nightp; so men do. As a locomotive changes from warm to hot the perspiref; and a man. A locomotive is always hot wben there is an "Injin-near;" heap so wbite man. Water is good for a locomotive; try it on a man. A smoking locomoíive is a nuisance; ditto man. - Frnm the Wentern Railway.