The Cause Of His Trouble

He had two piasters on his face, one on the back of his head, his arm was in a sling and he limped. "You look as if you had been run through a planing mili," was the remark he was greeted with. "I feel so," he replied. "Been calling anyone a liar?" "No." "Try to kick a tramp out of the back yard?" "No." "Wife leave a pail of water on the Btairs?" "No." "Well, what is the matter?" "I tried to stop a family quarrel in the