He Was Expelled

"Mr. Shingiss," said Mrs. Ilashcroft to her star boarder. "Well?" "Ihearthat you have joined a football team. ís it trve?" "Yes. I'm getting to be one of the best playera in the club, too." "Then you must seek another boarding house." "What is that?" "I am very sorry, but I have resolved to have no kickers inmy establishment.