A Wonderful Elixir

Loan Customer- Doctor, I want some medicine or something that will put more flesh on my boues. Doctor (filling bottle from large glass ;jar)- This yñú fix you. Take a tablespoonful throe times a day, eat plenty of soup, meat, leguminous vegetables, crackcd wheat and fruit, and abstain from energetic exercise. Five dollars. Thanks. Fat Customer (five minutes later) - Doctor, I want somethinff that will relieve me of this superfluous fat. Doctor (filling bottle from same large Rlass jar)- This will fix you. Take a tablespoonful three times a day, abstain from soup, meat, lefoiminous vegetables, cracked wheat and fruit, and take plenty of energetic exercise. Five