An Unfortunate Compliment

Miss Elderly - There is nothing more lovely than youth. Don't you agree with me, doctor? Dr. Oldboy- Indeed I do, Miss Elderly- Miss Elderly - It is, indeed, a great pleasure to be young and happy. Dr. Oldboy - You are quite right, Miss Elderly, and yet I wish I were thirty years older than I am. Miss Elderly - And why do you wish to be thirty years older than you are, Dr. Oldboy? Dr. Oldboy (gallantly)- In that case, Miss Elderly, we would have been