A True Helpmate

Wife- I have made two hundred dolars this afternoon. Husband - Phewl " You paid only three hundred for that oíd piano, didn't j'ou?" "Yes." "Well, I have sold it for five hunired." "My! my! What are you going to do with the money?" "There isrrt any money." "Eh?" "I sold it to a dealer. He gives me a new piano for a thousand dollars and allows me five hundred dollars for the oíd one. I f you'd stay at home, and et me go to your office and attend to your business, you'd soon be rich. Just bhink! Two hundred dollars a day is