Proved By Experiment

Mouldy Mike - Theseere newspapers is just a pack o' lies, that's wot thev are. ïlaged Robert - Wot yeh been readin'f "I read an account of a feller from New York wot went inter a big hotel in a small town, an' said he wanted to buy the hotel, an' made 'em an offer, an' give 'em a check wot wasn't no pood, an' lired there a week on the fat o' the land 'fore he had to light out w'en the check came back, an' it never cost him a cent - that's wot the paper said." "Mebby that's true." "Jïo it ain't." "Uow do yeh know?" "How do I know? Why, quick as I read it I tried it myself- an' they kicked me