V. And W.

Excus as ü I trouble you, Said V to jolly W, "Bul will you have the kindness to üxplain one thing to me? Why, looking as you do, Folks should cali you doublé U, When they really ought to cali you doublé V?" Said W to curious V: 'The reason's plain as plain can be (Although I must admit it's understood by very few); As you say, I'm doublé V; And therefore, don't you see, The peojle say that I am doublé you."