Stub Ends Of Thought

A young man should flght on the right side, regardless of the size of the army. The eharacterlstic of greniug Ís not to be faultless, but to have quallties enough to cause faults to be forgiven. Some men's affectlon for their children ís similar to the feeling they have n raislng an unusually large cabbage. Apparently the heads of some people were glven them merely as convenlent bumps upon whlch to do up their hair. Nearly every man who attends a theatrlcal performance imagines that he attracts the attention of the leadlng lady. The world will do one of two things- give a man an opportunity to earn a living, or, faillng in that, give him a living. There are not many men who will steal openly, but nearly every man will take advantage of another man's carelessness. When a man measures his neighbor he uses the best man he knows for the standard; but when he measures himself he uses the worst. The persons who claim they can teil a man's character by the color of his hair get "stumped" when they run against a bald-headed man. Some girls will dance all night with corns on their feet and say ifs too lovely, but will groan like a snrh.í.j bear if their moüher asks thm to wash the dishes. Somehovv a man feels much worse th day after he has lost an hour's sleep on account of the baby than he does the day after he has lost flve hours' sleeo at the club. Great writers, like great inventors always find something else tihan what they are looking for. They are like Columbus, who thought he had found the Indies when he discovered America