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Floating Humor

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Parent Issue
Day
27
Month
June
Year
1895
Copyright
Public Domain
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Miss Oldun - I'd like to see any man aüve kiss me! Mr. Kharpe - I suppose you would. - Yonkers Statpsman. Beggar - Ach, rny dear sir, I have lost my leg. Gentleman- Very sorry, I havent .een it anywhere about. - Wiener Lust. Itobblns - Higbeo is a genius. Bradford - Can il anything, I suplióse. Robbtns - Yés, anything but make a living. Some women are so ill-mannered as to go rlght into a store and try to interiupt a cónversatlon between the clerks. - Cleveland Plain Dealer. "How s it that you are still a bachelor?" inquiied Cags. "I don't know," Raid Taggs, "unless it's beeause I never marrled." - Phlladelphia Inquirer. Ncrvrais Employés - I don't pay you for whistling. Office Boy- That's all rlght, .ir. I can't whistle well enough yet to charge for it. - Truth. He (resuming his seat after a brief visit outside) - What an atmosphere of realism there s about this play! She- Te. Smells like cloves.- Chicago Tribune. She - No, Mr. Blunderre, I cannot entertain your proposal. The truth is - r a in engaged to marry your father. He- Why, the old idiot.- Indianapolia Journal. "What do you think of the financial QUestlon, major?" "It's ahead of me, ir. The fellow who borrowed my last dollar left town last night." - Atlanta Constltutlon. "ThafB about as crooked a plece of work as I ever saw," mused Uncle Allen Sparks. looking at the track the lightning had made on the body of the big tpae.- Chicago Tribune. Jack l'.orrowit- I vvoke last night and found a burglar in my room. Georgu Gennia - Well! Well! Did you succeed

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Ann Arbor Register