Capped The Climax

An exchange tells that a gootl story vas heard the other day of a father and nother lio were trying to find names 'or theii; twin babies, who, by the way1 A-ere girls. It was decided that the ather must name them. After casting lbout and flnding no names that exictly suited him he determined to end he strain oa his mind and named them íate and Duplícate. In the course of ime another pair of twins came and hey were boys. This was the hus)and's opportunity to get even, and he ■anted his wife to chirsten the boys. 'magine his feelings when the mother me day told him she had named them Pete and Rcpeat. But when the third jair came the father grew frightened ind named them Max and Climax.