To Suit The Times

"In view of the recent changes," said Mrs. Bloomer decidedly, "there should be some alterations in the old nursery rhymes before they are allowed in any modern house." "Such as what, my dear?" asked her husband. "Well, I was thinking of that rhyme, 'Polly, put the kettle on,' " replied Mrs. Bloomer. "It does sound absurd in these days," admitted her husband. "Absurd!" she exclaimed. "It's absolutely idiotie. It should be changed to read 'Willie' or 'Harry' to make it seem sensible."