Breezy Bits

Jack - Yes, poor John may tt&: haé Lis faults, but his heart was on the right side. Wagge - Is it possible! No wonder he died!- Tid-Bits. "So," said Pat, "they've been printin' the funeral notice av a man that wasn't dead yit. It's a foine fix he'd be in if he'd beeu wan oL these people that belieyes everything in the newspapers!" - Tid-bits. Mrs. Billus - Don't you believe it's truc, John, that a person partakes to a considerable extent of the nature of the creature he eats? Mr. Billus - No, I've been eating flsh all my life, and I can't swim a stroke. - Chicago Tribune. Professor (visiting a student in his chambers) - How cold it is here! Do you never have % fire? How can you work in this temperature? Student - Ah! professor, when I begin to feel coid, I just think of my exam., and then I perspire all over. - Leoskring. Last Christmas eve Mr. J ■ went upstairs to see if the children had hung up their stockings for Santa Claus, and found that little Fred had pinned his up in a prominent place with a slip of paper attached, containing this suggestive sentence: "The Lord loveth a