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21
Month
November
Year
1895
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Public Domain
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There is a difference between a col;] and the grip. but you will not realize ft imtil you reecive the doctor's Truth. All our arcüc explorers liave enjoyed one important advantage; in their deadliest perils they always keep cool. -New York Ledger. She (dreamily)- Only fancy- a month from to-day we shall be married. He I (ubsently)- Wel!, let's be happy while we can.- Illustrated Bits. "No," said the amateur sportsman; "we'll have to cnll the yachting race off Ito-day." "Why?" "Dog catchers got 'the niascot."- Washington Stsr. "Afraid of FHznozzle?" screamed ■ Prof. Roarbett, the champion of champions, "afraid of iiim? I'd flght him with my dying breath!"- Cleveland Plain Deaier. "I will withdraw my suit," remarked youag Jobson, as he counted up his cash and found that it corresponded with the sum on his pawnticket. - Boston Home Journal. He - You say you love me, but cannot be my wife. Is it because I am poor? There are better things in this world than money. She- Quite true, but it takes money to buy them. - Texas Siftings. Stout Man (whose appetite has been the envy of his fellow-boarder)- I declare I have lost tl) ree buttons "off my vest. Mistress of the House (who has been aching to give him a hint) - You will probably find them in the dining room. sir. - Town and Country Journal. Te, o any one explain how the earth is divided? Willie (with very important air) - Between them that's got it and them that wou!d like to have it. - Harper's Round Table. Tb? Young Man - I thought I would drop in to teil you, sir, that since you refused to allow y our daughter to marry me because I was poor I have made $100,000. did you marry?"- New York Herald. MÍS3 Amy - O yon :re familiar with 1 "Tt Stay at Home Is Best," DoHy- Yes, Miss Amy, and I think he must have written it just afler rpturning from a summer outing.-Tammany Times. "I wonder why doctors write so illegibly? Their prescriptions must of ten be misconstrued." "O, yes. That enlardes the chance of gettins; the right

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