More Or Less Humorous
Parent Issue
Day
12
Month
November
Year
1896
Copyright
Public Domain
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Spanish general (af ter the battle): "How many missing, colonel?" Spanish colonel: "E very body's missing- i we haven't hit a Cuban for some time."' - Truth. "I was just talking with Bifïs, the pugilist." "Biffs? Lemme see. Biffs. de is heavy weight, isn't he?" "Hea-'í weight nothing. He is an extreme lighi weight. Doesn't fight above a whisper." - Indianapolis Journal. Johnny: "Tommy Jones don't know how to swim because hie mothcr don't want Mm to go near the water." Mamma: "Well, Tommy is a good boy." Johnnie: "Yes, he'll go to heaven the
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