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Dada whacky-whack poor Me.dje?" Medje: "Iss, únele." Únele Harry "Oh, poor oíd girl. And where did hfl whaeky-whack you?" Medje: "Erer- on the b-b-back of my tummy, uncle." - Punch. Wife (exarainlng the bilí): "Do you remember, iny dear, how many trout you caught last Saturday?" Husband: "There were Just twelve; all beauties. Why?" Wife: "The fishmonger has made a mistake; he only charges for half a dozen." - Tit-Bits. "They teil me the De Courceys have a skeleton in their closet." "Ye3." "And that they have been dropped by loeiety." "Yes." "Because of the skelton in the elc-set, I suppose?" ''Not at all. It was because they didn't keep it