A Barefaced Lie

"What is your business, slr?" pro oeeded the 'squire in tLe course of th exominaition. "I am an actor!" proudly replied the memiber oí a mammoth doublé "Uncle Tom's Cabin" Company, thrustlng hia good right hand into the boeom of hls Prince Albert coat. "Përjury! perjury!" AouAed evwy man in the room wto had iwitnessed the performance upan the previous nigat.