In The Same Fix

A servan t, newiy engaged, presented to hls maste: on moraing a patr oí boots, the leg of one of wklch was much longer tha the oüier. "How comes it that tfiese bot8 are not oí the same length?" "I raly don't know, slr; but what boüiers mo tlie most ia that the pair downstatrs are in th ama flx."